I love my SDN clubbers! They made my day. They kept telling me jokes like...

My dick's so big, it has its own flag.
My dick's so big, it has its own postal code.

and then we came up with a few of our own, Singaporean style.

Your mader's so fat, she's fatter than my mader!
Your mader's so fat, she needs to exercise ah.
Your mader's so fat, she cannot eat fried foods.
Your mader's so fat, she can wear xxxl!
Your mader's so fat, she cannnot wear S.
Your mader's so fat, she must wear uZap.

LMAO.

Serious.

This year's orientation preparations aren't going as smoothly as we had hoped it would. But whatever you know! We've waited forever for tomorrow to happen and nothing's gonna spoil it for us.

STELLA, CHRISTINE AND FAITH. AHAHAHAHHAHA. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE PRETTY. GOT GUYS INTERESTED IN YOU. HAHAHAHHA THEN THE PRETTIEST ONE, NO ONE WANT TO ASK FOR NUMBER AHH.

All I wanna do is ctrl + select bits of my memory and delete it. I'm trying my hardest to forget. I got a haircut while at it. Maybe I'm just a perv but I love haircuts partly cos I like the way the hairdressers touch me. Be it man or woman or gay. It's just.. so nice. *shrugs* It's a bonus of course if the haircut turns out good. I think mine did. Jole sed it looked sexy. WHOA. Sorry I had to mention that cos ya. IT CAME FROM JOLE. haha.

Big day tomorrow with BIG T-SHIRT! Good night.

DEE, I LOVE YOU TOO. (: THANK YOU.
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